November 23, 2011
Haånin Ko'ko'
Boy, do I have a special treat for you. I have been informed by Saina Lawrence Muna that our MENSA
team @ Micropacific Labs have finally developed that Telepathic Infusion according to our Saina's requisites. Abiba
Chamori.
You are all familiar with E-Mails? and Texting? Well our geniuses at the Lab have designed the Global Masking
Network which will allow you and every person in the Universe to receive Telepathic Messages from our Saina. All the
years of dedication and hardwork have finally paid-off. The thousands of hours of study, trials, and tribulations; the decades
of intense mental anguish; our worldwide Telepathy & Telekineses projects; plus our Subliminal Messaging
forum....are responsible for us bringing you the FUTURE...N O W.
Here is how it works:
To be included in our Saina's Global Address, you simply CHANT these phrases:
Guåhu Patgon Saina...
Guåhu Chamori....
Pacha
Yu' Nåna
Håtmi Yu' På'go....Guåhu Si ( Your Name)
***Repeat it Seven
(7) times....to prime and
alert
the Neurons in your brain.
TRY IT. TRY IT. It works. Do not be afraid. These kinds of discoveries make me so darn proud to be CHAMORI
and to proclaim that WE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE in the UNIVERSE. Abiba Taotao Tano.
Si Yu'os Ma'ase'
Daria Sablan Jacobs
Editor-In-Chief