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November 23, 2011
 
 
Hanin Ko'ko'
 
Boy, do I have a special treat for you. I have been informed by Saina Lawrence Muna that our MENSA  team @ Micropacific Labs have finally developed that Telepathic Infusion according to our Saina's requisites. Abiba Chamori.
 
You are all familiar with E-Mails? and Texting? Well our geniuses at the Lab have designed the Global Masking Network which will allow you and every person in the Universe to receive Telepathic Messages from our Saina. All the years of dedication and hardwork have finally paid-off. The thousands of hours of study, trials, and tribulations; the decades of intense mental anguish; our worldwide Telepathy & Telekineses projects; plus our Subliminal Messaging forum....are responsible for us bringing you the FUTURE...N O W.
 
Here is how it works:
 
To be included in our Saina's Global Address, you simply CHANT these phrases:
 
                                  Guhu Patgon Saina...
                                  Guhu Chamori....
                                  Pacha Yu' Nna
                                  Htmi Yu' P'go....Guhu Si ( Your Name)
 
                                  ***Repeat it Seven (7) times....to prime and 
                                              alert the Neurons in your brain.
 
TRY IT. TRY IT. It works. Do not be afraid. These kinds of discoveries make me so darn proud to be CHAMORI and to proclaim that WE ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE in the UNIVERSE. Abiba Taotao Tano.
 
 
Si Yu'os Ma'ase'
 
 
Daria Sablan Jacobs
Editor-In-Chief
 

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